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Getting Demotivational Poster

THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart

TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules

Devil's Advocate -

TAGS: 3point1 fans are getting rowdy
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 11, 2016, 12:22 pm


TAGS: getting hit in the face with a book facebook
Rating: 4.82/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm
Doing it wrong or not, she's still h**!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)


PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success

I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...

TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

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Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart

Free -

THE ECONOMY - It’s Getting Better and Better

TAGS: it s getting better and better
Rating: 2.33/5


TAGS: shut loser i m getting drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:26 pm
HA! But you don't ask her to stop drinking.
Airman - August 2, 2012, 7:17 pm
god, my ex wife shows up everywhere
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks Greeny
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 9:39 pm
Amongst a plethora of other things - 5

GETTING DRUNK - Does not count as foreplay ...

TAGS: getting drunk is not for*****
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - June 15, 2012, 2:04 pm


TAGS: living fear getting away payback
Rating: 4.65/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 9:04 pm
Funny, I used to think the same way... close my eyes.. no one can see me. Blind justice really, 5 lions for you!
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 3:56 pm
5L for the k**** make-up pic. 5L for the verse. 5L for the message. /3 = 5L?


TAGS: getting a head
Rating: 3.82/5

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flint - October 11, 2010, 2:22 pm
not a movie, cg art from a guy that done a theme of horror girls, like you see, i modified it by adding the head, the original was just a pixalated brown mass, for some reason...
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:17 pm
Pretty awesome. What movie did this come from?
Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 9:48 pm
I love this

DEJA WHO - The feeling you have forgotten her name before


TAGS: not getting past too easily
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:33 pm
Nice one caveman.
MissPriss - May 29, 2012, 1:45 pm
Thanks for the 5Lst laugh of the day sir and madam!

H-E-A-V-E-N - The ULTIMATE gated community

MOAR!!! - Kids are getting greedy these days.

TAGS: moar kids are getting greedy
Rating: 2/5

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vivalavida - June 26, 2009, 5:59 pm
his fingernails are painted too....W T F
bookman - April 9, 2009, 11:29 am
Kids are getting really FAT these days too.
Eric - January 8, 2009, 1:46 am
Wanted a Wii and got a leapster instead, I would be pissed too.
Nasty N8 - January 5, 2009, 12:46 pm
He is screaming b/c he's mad. ALL he asked Santa for was a chocolate cake!!! ERRR!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING UP EARLY WHEN... - you go to get some coffee and they're not opened yet

TAGS: getting up early
Rating: 1.13/5

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nonsensical nonsense #6 -


TAGS: getting an autograph silly ritual
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 30, 2013, 2:09 am
Thanks. I knew who he was and what movies he was in. My parents sent me to get it, they're hushing me because I was like "now what?" Got even more peeved when I heard "Kirk Douglas" isn't even his real name.
chickenlittle - August 30, 2013, 12:59 am
I agree, that is a pretty weird ritual! Good story.
EmilioDumphque - August 30, 2013, 12:45 am
Bravo! We are lead to believe many false things in life, and it's important to recognize them. Kirk was honoring your belief, but he would know best that his autograph wasn't really worth anything unless it was on a check.

Duhmentia T-Shirts -


TAGS: someones getting married
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - November 15, 2010, 5:37 pm
awesome! I thought you guys were already married. What fun! congratulations
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:56 pm
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Poser idea: SETTLING Hey, she could do worse ... but that's not why it's called "settling." (congrats, you crazy kids!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
It's your best man's job to throw you a bachelor party...Good move picking the most well payed friend you have. I hope I'm invited...I haven't thrown up on a stripper for years.
Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
How about me..
TheTrashHeap - November 15, 2010, 8:38 am
Thanks Guys. So... who's throwing me a bachelor party?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 4:27 am
That's a little Ghey...But yeah, I guess we all sorta love you. You sissy.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 3:55 am
Love you, TTH... Best of wishes.
CANADA - November 15, 2010, 3:08 am
pzykosiz - November 14, 2010, 11:26 pm
congrats TTH, and all that other crap that people generally say in this situation. hope you live a happy life after this
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:12 pm
Rock & roll TTH. The absolute best to you & your soon to be bride.
crankyhead - November 14, 2010, 9:47 pm
you're welcome trash =)
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2010, 9:44 pm
Well I'm obviously giving this one a 5! Thanks Cranky!


TAGS: getting upset care caring mother
Rating: 4.31/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:52 pm
Do you realize how many thing5 in my life just took a back seat in my "don't give a s#@tmobile"? This is brilliantly worded. Instant faved.

TAIL WALKING - Not as fun as tail chasing but someone has to do it

TAGS: getting ready to fly
Rating: 4.22/5

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DocMonty - November 18, 2010, 6:49 pm
where is your 3 points of contact guy?
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:41 pm
Always thought the Hawkeye looked like is was being ra**d by a UFO...

NELLIS AFB - They are quite aware when the flights from Reno land

TAGS: getting tired of scrambling
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
I pretended I was returning on the space shuttle, and they were my escort planes. I was equally pleased with the military band that greeted me at the gate... they seemed to have forgotten their instruments, but one of them hummed ***S as I was cuffed.

SUPER VILLIAN - Able to make a six figure bonus while getting bailout cash... who needs to pull bank vault doors off?

Wise Man Says -

TAGS: wise man saying getting ahead
Rating: 4/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:47 pm
Have you any idea how difficult it is to get coffee off of a computer screen? LOL!
pieman - August 28, 2013, 8:05 am
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
The head evaporates if you marry it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 9, 2013, 8:04 pm
I hear they're difficult to come by; something about an arm and a leg?
Krickit - May 9, 2013, 5:53 pm
My life would be complete if I had one of those

CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese!

TAGS: pissed beaver im getting a cleaver
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:19 am
Who told yu we had WMDs

BULLY'S - The real reason most of us Motifake. We have to get all of that inner anger out of ourselves.

TAGS: looks like that kids getting a pit stop p u
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:28 am
No, that's the reason they troll and bomb. Dysfunctional upbringings... THAT is what makes a great motifaker (no offense, Cubby).

EAGLES - The most rarest of species, it is also the most intelligent... Wait a minute...

TAGS: eagle getting meal
Rating: 2.67/5

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1enferno - December 19, 2009, 7:43 pm
hey! I didn't know there was another site dhat had this! accuse me of nothing! it's a dumb poster anyways
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:20 pm
I know this poster... just worded a little dirrerently. Once again, I do look over the other sites.

Air fresheners -

TAGS: its not really a bad smell but it does take some getting used to
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Reality Lord - May 27, 2016, 8:34 pm

sho... he would know
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2016, 4:09 pm
I'm soooo going to use this in conversations!!
JesusWept - May 27, 2016, 2:31 pm
I won't ;)
Silverheart - May 27, 2016, 11:31 am

I won't tell if you don't!
Silverheart - May 27, 2016, 11:30 am

Umm... oops. I really need to clean up my Moti-fodder folder. It's full of pics w/ ideas as file names.
JesusWept - May 27, 2016, 10:48 am
Haven't you posted this one before?

D I Y -

TAGS: bulb getting the job done
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:06 pm
I do believe you are correct. Good point.
mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:42 pm
Is that bulb turning itself on? Naughty little lightbulb! LOL!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 11:23 am
Tnx. Great image, had to try to do justice to it.
demon001 - November 29, 2014, 9:51 am
It saw the light! 5L

Getting drunk -

Timmies -

TAGS: like starbucks but better coffee and donut addicts getting their fix since 1964
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2016, 10:17 am
In the terminology of Timmies...make it a double double.
mizzdizz - July 14, 2016, 9:24 am
Lifting the ole' coffee cup to this one, Prissy! ^!

When you want to get ahead in life -


TAGS: getting sleepy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:27 am
bet that would be a real thorn in your side!
freasy - October 30, 2015, 7:56 am
At least its not a bed of roses......

Getting There -


TAGS: parking getting off
Rating: 2.75/5

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GaryO - January 13, 2016, 6:00 am
I actually sucked coffee into my nose on purpose due to the unfunniness of this